pusher love girl.: Archive

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1D Management: So, you 5 aren't allowed to have sex while in America
Liam: Oh, no problem, right boys?
Louis: But Eleanor is on her way to LA and-
Niall: We have neeeeeds-
Harry: But I just met a girl and her mom was so fit-
Zayn: I JUST DM'D LIKE 5 GIRLS AND NOW I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL DAMMIT

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scaly-panties: I really don’t care about The Boy Band Who Must Not Be Named, but I am like 100% sure that the curly one and the one with the sideways hair are gay as a bucket of clementines.

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xxfashkaybeautxx asked: are you happy that 1D are now here in america??

Mar 22nd

Us tour dates: Florida 3 for you!
Us tour dates: California?! 5 FOR YOU! YOU GO CALIFORNIA!
Us tour dates: 2 for you Texas!
Us tour dates: 1 for you Nevada...
Us tour dates: and none for Boston , bye
Us tour dates: Since we're going to Florida,we might as well skip Georgia! Yay Florida! 
Us tour dates: Connecticut? What even is that? Let's go to upstate New York instead. 
Us tour dates: BOO! south carolina, lets go to north carolina instead.
Us tour dates: Arizona? where's that? let's go there! 
US tour dates: Nebraska? Is that some kind of corn farm? Let's go to Chicago!
US tour dates: Seattle? You were in Bring1DtoUS? Since when? Lol don't care none for you either.

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How the boys will tweet tomorrow:

Niall: Thanks to everyone who bought Up All Night!!! Number 1 yeahh buddie!
Louis: You guys smashed it! Thanks to every fan who bought Up All Night. :)
Liam: guys thanks u are te best fans in the world, #1dnumber1
Zayn: To take full credit for one’s own success is to never have succeeded at all. U guys are awesome ! Aha :D
Harry: I ate cereal this morning.

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